First job was to find an apartment, and Jenni showed she’s up with the new technology by searching for one on her iPad. Don’t they have a production team to do this kind of stuff! You just can’t get the staff these days!
Meanwhile Snooki (24) told her mother she was going to move out. Mama Polizzi worried ‘Jersey Shore.’
That obviously didn’t about who would do the shopping, laundry etc. And she actually cried. Jenni’s boyfriend Roger was also worried about the girls moving in together. So he’s probably watched count as living away from home as it’s only know that Snooki’s father decided it’s time to give her a lesson in budgeting and paying bills. She (not surprisingly?) doesn’t seem to take much of it in. She’d considered some ways to save money though; why not use candles instead of lights:
‘You would actually save a lot of money, if you think about it. I mean, I know a lot of Amish people do it. And they’re rich, I feel; they have their own fricking companies.’
But then there they were in Jersey City waiting for the real estate agent. Jenni jumped into Snooki’s SUV with the pink trim, trying to keep warm and in he meantime teaching Snooki parallel parking.
Eventually the realtor showed up late in a blazer which apparently made Jenni’s eyeballs bleed, and the two pissed off girls rejected apartment after apartment found a refurbished firehouse. They love it! Of course they’re moving in together or it would be a really short show.
Snooki took the bedroom with Battalion Chief on the door and Jenni’s got Captain on hers.
The girls obviously have a lot to learn; for instance, Snooki, about Jenni’s food choices, as she said,
‘See, I think kosher food is like organic, healthy food. But Jewish people eat organic food too, so I feel like it’s all the same.’ Okaaayyyyy.
So, the new ‘Snooki and JWoww’ show has begun with more of a whimper than a bang but some really funny one-liners to which the girls are totally oblivious. Not as explosive as ‘Jersey Shore,’ but give it time: Jionni hasn’t moved in yet.