This week in the US, “Crazy About Pippa” aired on TLC. Americans are going nuts for the younger Middleton sister with the great tan and bottom to die for. But – shock, horror – some people are now suggesting that the firm, rounded Pippa Middleton butt we drooled over at the Royal Wedding four months ago may be fake!
I don’t know how you get to be an expert in buttology but some people on the program seemed quite confident in declaring Pippa Middleton’s backside a fake. They claim that if you look back at pictures of Pippa in jeans or bikinis, you can see that her bottom is quite flat.
The allegation is that Pippa Midleton had some prosthetic help in filling out that white form fitting dress for the Royal Wedding back in April. Yes, they are actually saying that Pippa Middleton had her bottom padded out when she was maid of honor at her sister’s Royal wedding.
But what do you think?
Are any of the program makers qualified to judge Pippa Middleton’s rear fake or not? Did they spend hours looking at photos and microscopically analysing every detail of Pippa Middleton’s butt until they realized in some kind of ‘eureka moment’ that Pippa’s bottom is fake?
No. Instead, they took to a TLC TV studio to declare Pippa Middleton’s bottom forgery to the world. So now they could state confidently that the most eligible woman in the world has a fake bottom in the Royal Wedding photos.
Thanks, TLC and the experts in bottoms whose hard-hitting investigative journalism uncovered Pippa Middleton’s fake butt (not literally) and sent me looking back through a whole load of photos of Kate Middleton’s sister!
Help me out, here: is Pippa Middleton’s butt fake or not in the Royal Wedding photos? To help you decide here we have another photo of the Pippa Middleton bottom.