Paris Hilton Admits Putting Curse On Cristiano Ronaldo!

Sounding like a chapter straight out of a children’s fantasy story, hotel heiress Paris Hilton admitted this week that she put a curse on soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo after the two called it quits a short time ago.
Cristiano, who was conveniently injured and is now sitting on the bench instead of hitting the field, recently told reporters that a jilted ex lover was behind the curse but refused to specify which one of his many whores it was. Needless to say, we all thought it was Paris.
“I can’t stand it when someone is mean,” she revealed to Life & Style Magazine. “I want a man anyway, not someone who runs about like a little girl. He’s a wimp!”
Pepe (the witch who put the curse on the soccer stud) says his goal is “to do everything possible to prevent Cristiano Ronaldo continuing his career in football” and that he will take his voodoo doll of the player and “stab him in the spine”. Harsh!
The talented soccer star recently responded to Paris and Pepe’s actions by saying “I am enlightened by angels and follow the right path.” Did those same angels enlighten you with a bunch of hookers and lead you into their beds – or were those other ones? We’re just curious.
As much as we think Paris is an idiot – we think Cristiano is an even bigger one, so we find this story fairly amusing.
Do you think Cristiano was injured because of the curse – and do you think he deserves it?
 
 
 

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