It seems that the star of “Real Housewives of D.C” does not have an addiction, after all. Michaele is perhaps most well known for her attempt to star, made famous for her attempt to crash a State Dinner at the White House. It seems, she tried the same trick again with her attempt to gate-crash the Celebrity Rehab because, as her own husband, Tareq, categorically states, “she doesn’t have an addiction.”
What? Not even an addiction to being bat-shit crazy and poking her nose in where it’s not wanted? It seems, however, that Michaele did have a reason to want to be on the show. She was, again according to Tareq, who ought to know this stuff, “leaning on Dr. Drew to help treat her
[multiple sclerosis], which has been directly affected by our ordeal with the White House. What she needs is help managing her stress and her illness.”
Well, call me unsympathetic if you want to, but didn’t Michaele cause her own stress over that? Perhaps she should have stayed home that night and had food delivered.
The show’s producers, VH1, have conformed that Michaele has been declared ineligible for the series, since “The treatment program that Celebrity Rehab documents is intended for individuals with serious substance abuse and addiction issues,” Michaele “doesn’t fit the criteria” and as a result, “is no longer participating in the program.”
Michaele is said to be “devastated” and has claimed that firing her from “Celebrity Rehab” is “a violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act”. No, her having MS, was not the problem. Michaele not having an addiction was the issue: the clue is in the show’s title.
If you’re crazy about Michaele, or maybe just as crazy as her, you can get your regular Michaele fix on a free “Love You” app she launched. The “Crash a Party with Michaele,” feature allows you to to insert a picture of Michaele into your own photo. Uh, thanks, but we think we’ll pass!