The Kardashian sisters had a “privates smelling contest” on Sunday’s episode of “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami.” And yes….it’s exactly what it sounds like. As one report wrote recapping the storyline, the content is explicit. To keep things rated PG…or PG-13 at least…the highlights will be covered here.
Kim and Kourtney got into a bizarre competition over who had better smelling lady parts. Khloe was the one who said pineapple juice makes the “bits” take on a “sweeter” odor. She must have wished she didn’t say anything at all because she was appointed as judge for the crazy challenge.
“Do I want to be the judge of the pineapple p—y?” Khloe said. “Not really, but we’re sisters … if I can’t smell their p—ies, what else am I supposed to do?”
So, Kim and Kourtney drank up on the pineapple juice then gave Khloe a napkin of their scent samplings. Nice.
Khloe commented that Kourtney’s smelled like a “tropical island” and remarked that sister Kim’s was like a “flowery p—y.”
At the end, Kim won the “privates smelling contest.” What an honor Kim earned. She was the “kitty winner” — as Khloe called it.
Hard to believe even the Kardashians would involve themselves in such a lowly kind of thing. What better thing for overindulged, rich people to do who have zero modesty to begin with than to create such a stinky contest? No wonder some big name actors liken the Kardashians to idiots. “James Bond” actor, Daniel Craig, has boldly referenced the Kardashians as such in addition to “Mad Men” actor, Jon Hamm. “Bourne Legacy” star, Jeremy Renner, has also called the Kardashian clan “ridiculous” and “stupid.”
After the latest episode of “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami,” can anyone blame them?