Look how far they have come since Ronnie all those years ag said it would be a mistake to fall in love on Jersey Shore.
Things looked bad for JWoww and Roger after their argument last week, but she wasn’t about to give up on her relationship. After an awkward phone call, things ended up pretty well when Roger assured his girlfriend there was no need for her to be insecure.
Deena was busy trying to get her boss Danny to love her, although to be fair she would have stood more chance with that if she hadn’t skipped work earlier in the week to go drinking. So Deena and Snook decided to bake him a cake. Surprisingly, it turned our OK… at least until the next morning, when Deena noticed a corner of it missing.
Mice? Almost. The girls had Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino down as the culprit but Pauly D later admitted to eating a piece his midnight snack. Then Deena didn’t seem to care. Favoritism, I call that!
Snooki ignored her doctor’s orders to avoid binge-drinking while on her antibiotics (it was Paula’s birthday, to be fair.) Mike got closer to Paula and they had birthday sex.
The following day, everyone seemed happy. Vinny and Pauly spent the day GTLing, while Deena called up former hookup, Joey.They agreed to meet up, and elsewhere Sammie and Ronnie were getting along together for possibly the longest time ever.
Back at home, things weren’t so great between Snooki and The Situation, even (especially?) when he suggested breaking out the whipped cream. Snooki seemed more interested in watching Deena and Joey have sex. That is, after Deena managed to get all the dirty dishes off her bed.
In what was probably a case of too much information, Deena woke up with a bad back.
“Joey may have banged my back out of alignment,” she said.
No, we didn’t need to know that either but we have a little time to recover, because then the episode ended with Jenni ready to paint the town with her boyfriend. Unfortunately the night ended in a flurry of fists as a guy grabbed her and tried to yank her skimpy dress down.
O find out if Roger rescued JWoww, tune in to next week’s episode of Jersey Shore 5.