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” alt=”" width=”234″ height=”300″ />This week’s Jersey Shore picks up with Snooki, Jenni, and Ronni “working” and talking about an upcoming trip the group is taking to the beach. Their boss hears them discussing shopping for their trip and lets them take a break to go shop. Naturally, they are gone far too long and their boss has to go looking for them. Tell me again why they even bother making it look like these people work?
Snooki goes home to talk to Jionni and he yells at her all over again for the previous night. She tells him that all her roommates told her he was rude to her the night before (she was too drunk
to remember). He responds by saying he isn’t coming to visit anymore and hangs up on her.
Each roommate packs at least 2 suitcases for the weekend getaway, except for Ron who is thoroughly annoyed by his over packing roommates. After loading up their clown cars they are ready to go.
Once at the beach, the girls head straight to the bar and begin downing shots like water. Then they go shopping where Sam and Jenni get annoyed of Snooki and Deena’s drunkenness and abandon them. Deena and Snooki find another bar where they drink even more, dance, fall down… you know, the usual. Snooki falls into a bush headfirst and Deena dances so hard that her underwear fall off. Classy, right?
The roommates go out for a fancy dinner and Snooki and Deena show up still drinking when the rest of them are done eating. The rest of the roommates say dinner wasn’t the same without “their meatballs”. By the time they are
headed to the club, Deena is belligerent and slurring.
Deena starts dancing at the club and Jenni freaks out because she has no underwear on. The rest of the club notices too. Deena doesn’t care and Jenni says “All I know is she needs to wax.”
The next thing you know, Snooki and Deena are making out, hardcore in front of the entire club. At this point the whole house is questioning Deena’s sexuality. The two girls continue making out the entire cab ride home and then climb into bed together at the end of the night.
The next morning the guys go out to eat and Sam and Jenni go shopping. Naturally all anyone can talk about is the pint sized drunken hook up between their two female
When the rest of the roommates come back to the room Deena and Snooki are still asleep. When they wake up they don’t remember anything. The roommates start teasing them and filling them in on their naughty behavior.
Snooki and Deena are driving along minding their own business, complaining about bad drivers, when Snooki crashes into the back of a cop car. Snooki doesn’t have her license so Deena has to call the boys to bring it so she doesn’t get arrested, again. The cop is taken out of his car on a stretcher and wearing a neck brace. Snooki is forced to take a breathalyzer and put into the back of the cop car as she waits for the boys to bring her license and save her from the slammer.