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oads/2011/09/mike-the-situation-sorrentino_532x299-300×168.jpg” alt=”" width=”300″ height=”156″ />This week’s Jersey Shore picks up where we left off last time with Mike looking pitiful in his neck brace crying because he “can’t GTL”.
After a huge fight with Sam, Ron goes into her room and hugs her and tells her he loves her no matter what and wants to talk later. Well, that lasted long.
Pauly and Vinny are annoyed that Mike is milking his injury and wasting his time in Italy. Meanwhile Mike is laying around moaning and crying to his family on the phone. He tells his sister he wants
to come home and unfortunately his sister talks him out of it. Then he literally cries to Ron about wanting to leave. Ron feels bad and tells him he is here for him. Mike decides he’s not going anywhere and amazingly, the neck brace comes off.
Snooki is walking down the street when a priest tells her to cover her body. She defends herself by saying God made her body to which Jenni responds, “He didn’t make mine!”
Snooki calls Jionni and they get into a fight because he is annoyed by her “saying stupid things”. She complains to Ron that Jionni is always embarrassed of her.
Ron and Jenni have a conversation about Jionni trying to change Snooki and viagra no prescription agree that she shouldn’t be with him.
In a classic funny Pauly moment, he lets the girls play with his hair and they give him a fake mohawk. This inspires Pauly and Mike to dress like total “guidos” and chant “fist pump, pushups, chap stick!” Jenni tells them they are like every guy she ever dated.
Sam and Ron decide to talk and the launch into the same old fight. The roommates overhear and threaten to smash their heads against the wall, like Mike. Ron tells Sam that if she wants to walk away he won’t chase her. Vinny interrupts their argument to ask them to keep their fighting away from the rest of the house and stop ruining their fun. Ron and Sam end their conversation by getting back together, for tonight.
Snooki tries to get Mike to apologize for telling people they hooked up but he doesn’t do it. She isn’t admitting that it happened and he isn’t denying it.
The group goes out and Ron is “killing it” on the dance floor when he falls. But even a hurt knee can’t stop him he just props his injured leg up and keeps dancing. Meanwhile Snooki, Jenni, and Deena are fighting with girls in the club. Deena gets a drink thrown in her face and all hell breaks loose. Somehow in the hype
of the fight, Snooki and Deena end up fighting each other until Vinny pulls them apart and tells them their mistake.
Snooki comes home drunk and calls Jionni. He accuses her of hooking up with somebody. The roommates witness her going from happy Snooki to sad Snooki as Jionni upsets her and begin to resent Jionni even more.
Deena calls Ellis, the waiter to come over at 4 am. He shows up and she calls him out on having a hickey. He tells her the girl who gave it to him is like his sister. She gets freaked out and sends him on his way.
Jenni calls her boyfriend, Roger and complains about Jionni. The roommates decide to stage an intervention to convince Snooki that she is better off without Jionni. They fill Snooki in on the fight that she claims to not remember and she gets defensive. She tells the roommates they are being rude and gets mad at them for saying she needs an intervention. Snooki insists that Jionni is a good boyfriend and wants everyone to stop worrying about her.
Scenes from next week show the roommates on a roadtrip, Deena dancing so hard her underwear fall off, a kiss between Snooki and Deena, and Snooki crashing a car… Can’t wait!