If you missed tonight’s Jersey Shore you missed out on some serious drama.
Naturally, this episode starts classy wi
th The Situation sending his “DTF friend” home in a cab.
we launch into Snooki and Ron getting lost on their way to the gym. So they stop for wine, because “it’s like coffee” for Snooki. For some reason, Snooki precedes to encourage Ron to hook up with Sammi. Apparently she forgets how miserable they make each other and everyone around them when they are together. I pray we don’t have to watch that disaster unfold all over again.
So does Pauly, who claims he will commit suicide if they get back together. But then, Ron takes Sammi to a romantic rooftop restaurant where they talk about where they are and what they want. Sammi claims she has changed and she will never hurt him and Ron says he misses her. They decide to try again… again!
Deena is on a mission to find herself an “Italian Lean Cuisine” and gets the number of one who she
claims, “actually speaks well English”. The Italian Lean Cuisine shows up at the bar and ends up going home with her at the end of the night. But Deena explodes when the boys tease her in front of her boy-toy and he sneaks out early.
The Situation’s friend has a twin sister who she says wants to “join in on the festivities”. So the guys decide that he is “twinning”. Like winning, get it?
Snooki tries to help The Situation out with the twins and he thinks he has a big night ahead of him. But then Deena swoops in on one of the twins at the bar leading to a “full on les-be-honest experience” in Pauly terms. She pulled a robbery on Mike and the twin and Deena end up in bed. Sorry Mike, you’re not “twinning”. But in the end, Deena gets freaked out and passes the girl off to Vinny. I hope these girls’ parents don’t watch MTV.
They saved all the real drama for the end. Ron rats out Mike for claiming that he hooked up with Snooki when she had a boyfriend. Snooki flips out and says Mike is lying. Ron tells him to own up to what he said. But Mike decides to avoid confrontation with them both by escaping to his room with his remaining twin.