Knowing that Snooki and Jionni are engaged and expecting their first baby together put a whole different perspective on last night’s episode of Jersey Shore. But I was still puzzled by Jionni’s lack of reaction to his guidette having slept with Mike.
Yes, last night, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino finally told Jionni that he and Snooki did sleep together. But then what an anti-climax Jionni’s reaction was. Sort of like saying that The Situation like tanning and that he gets on my nerves a bit.
“My Boy Unit was hookin’ up with Ryder … and Nicole walked in, saw them hookin’ up … and … it was really quick,” said Mike.
To which, Jionni shook Mike’s hand, then crawled in bed with Snooki.
“I’m laughing about something. I gotta tell you something,” he said, then proceeded to tell her everything Mike told him. Snooki denied it, of course and they moved on. That drove The Situation nuts.
So what are we to make of that? We don’t have proof positive that Mike and Snooki hooked up, but I’d say they did, wouldn’t you? So why doesn’t Jionni care? Has he been messing around behind Snooki’s back too? Heck, he could have maybe done it to her face; who knows! She’s not the most…aware person, shall we say.
But who appointed Mike Sorrentino head of the moral police? He doesn’t exactly have the qualifications, does he? So I quite enjoyed watching him bomb out with his revelation.
But I am still worried by the lack of a reaction from Jionni. Is he just super-trusting of Snooki? Or are the guys right and the reason he didn’t care if Nicole hooked up is because he had been hooking up with other people too? I hope it’s the former.
I had to feel sorry for Deena, who felt she had lost her partner in crime with Snooki being loved up.She’s the only girl in the house without a boyfriend, and when the roommates pretty much forbid her from seeing Joey because they suspected he was using her just for sex she got really sad. It was good to see her trust them on that one, as using people for sex is what these people know best, but I also don’t blame her for feeling left out. I’m sure there’s a guido out there for her somewhere.
What did you think to Vinny and Pauly D’s prank of moving the indoor furniture outside and the outside furniture inside on the crew’s last day the shore shop? I thought it was a lot of effort for not very much reaction: kind of like The Situation revealing his big secret about Snooki.
All in all, it was a pretty tame episode of Jersey Shore and I hope that things heat up in next week’s finale. But I did enjoy Deena telling Mike,
“Mike, put down the frickin’ fire. He’s like one of those people. A hermaphrodite or whatever it is.” I presume “pyromaniac” is the word she was looking for.
So do you think Mike and Snooki hooked up? What did you think of Mike’s big revelation? What do you make of Jionni’s reaction?