Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt Sex Problems Lead to Marital Tension!

Just when you think you’ve heard everything you want to know about newlyweds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, King Spencer reveals intimate details of the couple’s sex life (or lack thereof).

Talking to the New York Post’s PopWrap this past Tuesday, Spence opened up about his sexual frustrations with wife Heidi Montag:

“I’m not even kidding, my wife – OK, I’m gonna get crass here – but we’re barely having sex because I’m scared that she’s gonna have a baby,” he says.

“That’s the level our marriage is on right now. I’m not even kidding – my wife has me debating cutting off my nuts.”

Doesn’t really sound like marital bliss to us – perhaps Spencer and Heidi’s relationship is on the rocks.

Spencer went on to explain that he and his wife are barely having sex because he’s afraid she would go off of birth control without telling him – ultimately winding up pregnant. Sounds shady! If you can’t trust your wife after less than a year of marriage, you’ve got some serious issues.

So what comes first, the baby or the divorce? Place your bets now!