Day 6 in the Big Brother UK house started quietly with tired housemates and lots of moaning. But I think it quickly became one of the most interesting episodes as we got to know a lot more about Jedward as individuals and we heard exactly what Bobby Sabel thinks of his fellow housemates.
The day started with Bobby moaning in Diary Room. He felt bad for not approaching Darryn Lyons before complaining about him, so the previous night he talked it out with him in bedroom. Then he regretted that too. He told Big Brother that Darryn is more than two-faced, he’s “ten faced”. And then it became a fattist issue as Bobby went on to label Darryn a “big fat f—- with abs on the outside.”
Now, I too had been perplexed by Darryn’s torso before he explained the cosmetic procedure. Basically he’s a chunky guy with fake abs. That just makes me giggle. It makes Bobby mad. He went on to rant about Darryn’s “fake teeth… everything fake…
He’s a product.”
He then went on to slam Amy Childs as a money-grabber. Bobby, the 25-year-old model who is facing eviction from the Celebrity Big Brother alongside Kerry Katona and Sally Bercow this Friday (August 26) launched into a rant against the reality TV star, telling Waterloo Road actor Lucien Laviscount he shouldn’t get romantically involved with the redhead bombshell because she will “bleed him dry.”
“You’re smarter than it, you don’t need it.”
Amy is convinced the hunk’s bitchy tirade against her was a clever ploy to get him some air time on the Channel 5 show in the hope of saving himself from elimination. I think that too and I hope it doesn’t work! You tell me if you think differently.
The former “Only Way Is Essex” star wasn’t the only housemate to bear the brunt of Bobby’s rant, as he also hit out at Kerry Katona and described paparazzi Darryn as an “absolute p—k.”
“I don’t really want to be friends with Kerry Katona. She’s nasty.”
Enough negativity! Next up, Jedward and Amy were working on Darryn’s Mohawk as Tara Reid and other Big Brother celebs were discussing the 27 club. They mentioned our very own Amy Winehouse and talk then moved to family and children and dogs they missed while being in the Celebrity Big Brother UK house.
Tara Reid was reduced to tears remembering leaving her dog to enter the Celebrity Big Brother house. She didn’t mention her new husband. Then it was time for the housemates to gang up on Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff for cooking meat with salad dressing. Most of them refused to even try what she’s cooked.
Jedward, fully dressed, ate beans in the sauna.
Sally and Tara talked about a “scary” atmosphere in the house they couldn’t really describe and I hadn’t noticed. Tara Reid broke down in tears over it, though. John of the Jedward twins tried to talk her out of it but se was difficult to pacify, being adamant,
“I’m the only one who might never work again.”
Do you understand that? I don’t.
“You guys are the coolest,” she said to twins as they tried to cheer her up.
But the Jedward lost their cool for a while as they were forced to be apart. Big Brother set them a task to remain at least 5 meters apart from each other at all times during the task. If they came too close to each other Big Brother punished both twins with an electric shock from the packs in the backs of their brightly coloured body suits.
After spending the afternoon with each twin, Jedward’s fellow Housemates had just one minute to correctly work out which twin was John and which was Edward. Somehow, the Celebrity Big Brother Housemates seemed to find this ridiculously easy. I don’t know how they did it but they made it seem like they knew them apart all along and so what was the point of the task.
Their prize for correctly distinguishing John and Edward is a disco. We will get to see what happens at that in tomorrow night’s show.
For some reason, Amy and John decided to pretend to get married in the Celebrity Big Brother UK house. Everyone dressed up for the occasion. Paddy was the Dad giving Amy away to John Grimes. Pamela was vicar. Again Edward looked lost without his twin and turned positively green as his twin gave Amy Childs the tiniest of lip kisses.
Edward was not the only person feeling left out. Lucien admitted that he feels he’s losing a mate in Bobby now he is becoming so critical of other housemates.
To find out how all these celebrities reaffirm their bonds and get on at the pop party, tune in to Channel 5 tomorrow at 10pm BST.