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Bachelor 2011 Finale Spoiler



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There were 3 one-on-one dates and a group date last night. On the first, Brad was stranded on a desert island with Emily, whom he keeps calling “Em” like they are already tight. Could pundits be wrong? Could our beloved Emily still win “Bachelor”? It would be nice to think so, but Brad spends so much time moaning on this date that he has spent so long setting up (liar!) that it is “awkward”. You’re better than this, Emily! Resist; make the predictions correct: lose the series and be the real winner. Brad doesn’t deserve you.

Date No. 2 is with Shawntel, walking the streets on Aguilla. Someone should really tell her that being s “streetwalker” is not a good career move. They rudely ditch a special concert by Bankie Banx, Aguilla’s most famous singer, to swim. It’s not too dark to see Shawntel mount Brad in the ocean, though, so perhaps he has found the “clarity” he sought there.

Date No. 3 with Britt is not for the faint-hearted, or even for those with a minimum of safety consciousness: bike riding and cliff jumping, both without helmets. We’re guessing that the producers of the show didn’t specifically demand the complete disregard for basic safety measures, but maybe helmets are only for people with brains worth protecting. We must confess some relief when Brad admits he has no romantic feelings for Britt. Seriously, it would be like dating your Dad’s friend! She tries hard though, with a Lolita negligee moment.

Maybe Brad had trouble sleeping afterward, because he makes a 2am start to the date with Ashley, Chantal and Michelle. They are typically angry they have no time to dress up for the occasion, but it hardly matters since the date is a dress-down affair: a swimsuit shoot for “Sports Illustrated”, out today so get your copy now! Michelle’s flirting and kissing with Brad just about has the other two fit to vomit. They needn’t have worried, though, Brad is so sure he’s dumping Michelle he even cancels the cocktail party and gets rid of her early, with no alcohol to numb the rejection.

So, our prediction came true: no hometown date for Michelle. Next week’s Bachelor is set to be a classic. Brad is freaked out at Shawntel’s family funeral parlor; Emily’s daughter clearly doesn’t warm to Brad (kids have a 6th sense about this stuff) and Lorelei… sorry, we mean Chantal… takes him home to meet her parents, who look like they just walked off the set of “Gilmore Girls”!

Spoiler: Don’t read this if you don’t want to know who wins Bachelor 2011.


We were right about Michelle’s exit. Now will we be correct that the series winner will be Chantal and that our lovely Emily will have a lucky escape she will hopefully come to appreciate??

9 Responses to “Bachelor 2011 Finale Spoiler”

  1. Pat says:

    First of all ladies, “Em” was never married to the father of her child and not even sure if she was even engaged to him so put that in your pipes and smoke it. As for Brad choosing either of these women, I don’t see what all the hype about this guy is to begin with. He isn’t even cute.

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  2. angela says:

    Whatever to all you Emily haters. What do yall mean you have to be married to be a widow. You be with someone and then they end up dying and you thought you would spend the rest of your life with. Have a heart. I hope Emily wins she is the only girl on the show that doesn’t talk about the other girls. So what she has a child she is more grown up than lot of you writing these stupid comments.

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  3. Brynne says:

    Emily wasn’t feeling well the day Ricki (Late fiancée)had a NASCAR race so she stayed home and on the way back his airplane crashed and she found out one week later that she was pregnant. She was engaged to Ricki… not married. Her little girl is so cute <3

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  4. Fiona says:

    OMG I can’t stand Emily! What a bore! Let her spend her live living in the past. Good grief she was freakin 18 when she got pregnant, doubt she would still be with the guy anyway. She looks so old and wears way too much makeup.
    Go Chantal..although I really think you could do better than Brad..he kinda gets on my nerves. Only thing he has going for him is his body..minus the face..voice..personality.

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  5. barbara says:

    Emily was never married to Ricky…only engaged.

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  6. Bailey says:

    You have have to be married to become a widow.

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  7. Annie says:

    Janice did you even watch the show? Obviously you don’t know her story at all. She is a single widowed mother and a coordinator at a childrens hospital. She is beautiful inside and out.

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  8. That might be the case but i think her smile is beautiful.

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  9. Janice says:

    Give up “Em”, Brad. She’s a modern-day Stepford Wife! She’s too teflon for you. . I can’t see her diggin’ in the dirt or not bleaching her hair. Take all that glitz and glitter away and she’s nothing. I especially love her saying “Shut up”, meaning “no sir, that ain’t true”. Once the beauty is gone, and if you look deep enough now it ain’t really there, what do you have? a partner with not one original thought in her head? I don’t think you would be satisfied with that kind of a life’s partner. Em is NOT into you, Brad; she’s very much into EM!

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